Thurmonize: (verb) to cover in fur. Example - Honey, you look great - I guess your new sweater hasn't been Thurmonized yet, has it?
Schmuppify: (verb) to awaken by licking. Example - Honey, aren't you getting out of bed yet? Have you not been sufficiently schmuppified?
Decollarification: (verb) to have one's collar removed. Example - Thurmon, your fur is wet; would you like to undergo decollarification?
Dog (Thurmon's wide-ranging definition): (noun) a small to mid-sized item, low to the ground, adjacent to a person. Example - Thurmon, that is not a dog - it's a suitcase/shopping cart/gym bag/child.
Unfurlation: (verb) to be released from a tight spiral conformation. Example - Thurmon, you must be tired - your tail is undergoing unfurlation!
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